In case of emergency, please remove your bra

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You just can't make this stuff up, folks. Who knew that a bra might one day save your life?

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"and practically every woman wears a bra," she said"

I know, DAMMIT!
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"Simply unsnap the bright red bra, separate the cups, and slip it over your head -- one cup for you, and one for your friend."

Brings whole new meaning to "A breath of fresh air"! :hysterical:
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Pictures. This thread is useless without them. :)
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Sorry - best I could get....
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Ok...I gotta ask...and I know some of you are also wondering...what about the panties :clap:
No more catchy slogans for me...I am simply fed up...4...four...4...2+2...

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Ok, I will be the first one to test the new panty mask. I must be a volly to help my fellow man.
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I love Bacon too... :hysterical:
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Naughty, NAUGHTY boys! :roll:

But I can't say I blame ya. I like bacon, too. :clap:
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SgtBill wrote:Ok, I will be the first one to test the new panty mask. I must be a volly to help my fellow man.
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I love ya Bill but we'll fight for that duty... :hysterical:
No more catchy slogans for me...I am simply fed up...4...four...4...2+2...

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Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:
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Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:
Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....
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What a shame to cut up a $70 dollar Bra from Victoria's Secret...to make Earmuffs, or a Hat...a . Red, one at that!?


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Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:
Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....
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tursiops wrote:
Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:
Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....
You have to remember that us gun owners are simple minded rednecks without our liberal elitist masters. You put the word "bra" and "remove" in the same sentence and things have no where else to go.

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gunderwood wrote:
tursiops wrote:
Riana wrote:Well, this thread went downhill in a hurry... :hysterical:
Actually, it pretty much started at the bottom of the hill....
You have to remember that us gun owners are simple minded rednecks without our liberal elitist masters. You put the word "bra" and "remove" in the same sentence and things have no where else to go.

:roll:
:hysterical:
No more catchy slogans for me...I am simply fed up...4...four...4...2+2...

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Gun porn and half naked women. Al Bundy's Heaven!

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Out of all the old posts on this forum, how did you find THIS one? :hysterical:
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Funny how threads that involve boobs never seem to die :clap:
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