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PEACE CORPSE - Help a "friend" with advice!

Posted: Sun, 05 Sep 2010 00:53:49
by Tweaker
PEACE CORPSE - Help a "friend" with advice!

I guess the neighborly thing to do would be to TELL HER WHERE NOT TO GO!

I'll wager that you gentlemens may be a veritable font of suggestions of WHAT NOT TO DO!


Johnny Carson sayz...MORE TO COME!

Re: PEACE CORPSE - Help a "friend" with advice!

Posted: Sun, 05 Sep 2010 12:10:18
by Tweaker
http://www.peacecorps.gov/index.cfm?shell=learn.wherepc

THERE BE DRAGONS!!! Live interactive map.

Sgt. Bill sayz, "travel the world, meet ineresting people, and kill them!"

Bonus VGOF sidematch: Find all the places that smell like napalm in the morning!!!

Free UN Monica Spewinski signature series beret for the next 1,000 Obamites!

I have ample evidence that this "friend" does not have her feces coagulated, and thus fear for the worst of possible outcomes.

Examples of helpful advice:

If you go to the semi-narco state of MEXICO, and you drink the water... you might become a Peace Corpse

If you go to (insert country with greater than 10% islamist indigenous population), and you inquire openly about where you might get that clittoral piercing you have had you heart set on... you might become a genitally mutilated (via forced female circumcision) Peace Corpse.

If you go to popular sex tourism destination THAILAND, and you partake in even such drug use as is quickly becoming less-than-illegal here in the USA... you might become a Peace Corpse. Pro Tip - You stand a much better chance of getting stoned at one of the above mentioned cultural diasporas, than in Thailand. You may not find it as stimulating, but the locals will certainly take it upon themselves to leave an indelible impression on you!

Re: PEACE CORPSE - Help a "friend" with advice!

Posted: Mon, 20 Sep 2010 08:34:19
by jrswanson1
Go to Malawi. Nice people who really need a hand up. I have several friends who went there for their stint in the Corps.

Jim