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Not mine, but I admire the marketing and pass it on for your consideration...

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THIS BIKE IS AWESOME!!!!!

For sale: a 1985 Kawasaki ZL 900 ELIMINATOR!

This is the king of Badass 80’s bikes!!!


ARE YOU A ONE MAN WOLFPACK? IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THIS IS YOUR RIDE!!!!!

The bike is painted Flat Black, because Flat Black is awesome. Ninjas dress in black because they want to look like this bike. The bike has 21,000 miles on it, because it is so awesome that people can only handle 700 miles a year on it before the awesomeness explodes their heads after that.

This bike is scary fast! if you redline it in second gear, you will see your dead relatives lining the sides of the road yelling at you to slow down. As you shift into third you will see the back of your own head as you travel back in time. (I have not actually experienced this, so I can’t guarantee it happens because I have been afraid to do it.)

This bike was supposed to be in the Transformers movie, but Optimus Prime was scared of it because it beat him up in a bar when they were in college so Michael Bay had to cut the scenes of this bike EATING THE EARTH!

The only cooler way to travel would to be have Chuck Norris carry you piggyback everywhere, or to ride a mechanical unicorn.



http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/1755425865.html

+1 for creativity, that's for sure.

I rode that bike. It's all true.

I had a 1975 Z1B 900 Kawa. that I got brand new. I sold it in 1977 after I had an accident on Interstate 95 and Parham road and destroyed my left knee. I still miss that bike today 33 year'a later but I miss my left knee more.
Bill

Wow...I think I need this now.

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haha. That's a great ad. Thanks for sharing

allingeneral wrote:haha. That's a great ad. Thanks for sharing

Ok Rick, welcome to VGOF!! Look at the date of that post! LOL

Unkn0wN wrote:

allingeneral wrote:haha. That's a great ad. Thanks for sharing

Ok Rick, welcome to VGOF!! Look at the date of that post! LOL

Chasbo00 wrote:Not mine, but I admire the marketing and pass it on for your consideration...

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THIS BIKE IS AWESOME!!!!!

For sale: a 1985 Kawasaki ZL 900 ELIMINATOR!

This is the king of Badass 80’s bikes!!!


ARE YOU A ONE MAN WOLFPACK? IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THIS IS YOUR RIDE!!!!!

The bike is painted Flat Black, because Flat Black is awesome. Ninjas dress in black because they want to look like this bike. The bike has 21,000 miles on it, because it is so awesome that people can only handle 700 miles a year on it before the awesomeness explodes their heads after that.

This bike is scary fast! if you redline it in second gear, you will see your dead relatives lining the sides of the road yelling at you to slow down. As you shift into third you will see the back of your own head as you travel back in time. (I have not actually experienced this, so I can’t guarantee it happens because I have been afraid to do it.)

This bike was supposed to be in the Transformers movie, but Optimus Prime was scared of it because it beat him up in a bar when they were in college so Michael Bay had to cut the scenes of this bike EATING THE EARTH!

The only cooler way to travel would to be have Chuck Norris carry you piggyback everywhere, or to ride a mechanical unicorn.



http://southjersey.craigslist.org/mcy/1755425865.html

I want it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!