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NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:48:12
by Unkn0wN
I thought this was just wierd.... a guinea pig? Really????
Man charged with animal cruelty to guinea pig
Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:31:17
by BluemontGlock
OK,
I have a confession...i have developed quite a kindred sprit with my daughters
Guinea Pig..."Gizmo" or "Mr Pig" is quite a sweet pig and is usually very happy to see me and is far more interactive that one would imagine... he probably keeps my blood pressure low aswell...almost nightly, we spend few minutes of quality time together...have a carrot, talk some shop, see what is hot in the seed pages...
Needless to say, i did not view rodentia (my daughter will quickly point out that "its a 'Cavey' dad! a rose by another name??) in the highest light and was less than ethusuastic when the issue of having one take up residence with us came around...but that was about a year ago, and my, how things have changed...mostly my view. Still got no issues with shooting his cousins, and apprently, neither does he, but for a little furry beast, he is pretty damm cool....
So, when i saw the title, i did a double take...and said "WELL!! Mr. Pig would certainly NOT approve of that..."
An if your in Front Royal...well , just take this as an average and ordinary "happenin"

Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:34:54
by noffy
I'm sure the guinea pig was charging him and he had to do something. The pig probably also had rabies and was vicious. After he struggled to take him down he decided to wear it as a hair piece. If you saw a picture of this guy then you know it looks like he was just too cheap to buy a nice hair piece.

Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:51:31
by wylde007
Free Hat.
(I had to edit my post to make note of the incidental and accidental double reference.)
Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:58:05
by Username
Laughed so hard I had to open up photoshop...

Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:58:48
by BluemontGlock
I did not consider that he could have -easily- gotten home only to find that he had accidentally purchased a HDAC, a very rare, and dangerous "Home Defense Attack Cavey"... when he realized his mistake, it was too late and the only safe thing to do for the entire 'hood was to honorably take the animal down in face to face combat, and then wear it as a trophy of his worrior prowess...
Wonder if he used a big knife only, or of he shot to wound it first, and then closed the distance to go hand to hand with the beast...

Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:11:37
by noffy
And he did all of this in a three piece suit. Now thats a true hunter. I don't know if the Pig knew what hit him since the guy was wearing the new Office Camo.
Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:35:25
by coltman
This guy lives 6 blocks up the street from me. He's out on bond. I swapped the .38 spec Diamond Back I carry for my Judge, no better yet, the 1911.
This guy ain't funny, he thinks God told him to do this. He's got a bunch of friends associated with him, he's their guru, leader. Religious and neo Satanic symbols on his apartment door.
Cocked and Locked
Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 18:25:29
by noffy
Sorry to hear that you live so close to him Coltman. But what Satanic leader uses Guinea Pigs as a hat? Might want to invest in Cross and Bible instead. Good Luck with the nut job.
Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 20:26:20
by coltman
In Helltown, Va, he's one of the lightweights, Front Royal has a long and bloody history, Custer hung some of Mosbys guerillas here, the place has calmed down somewhat. The best and the worst seem to pass through River City. The problem with the religious paraphenalia is some of these guys make up scripture in their heads and call it "Inspired Revelation" and act accordingly, the Guinea Pig today could be the neighbor kid tomorrow.
Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:33:51
by GS78
well make fun if you want to, but jeffrey Dalhmer did the same sh*t. If a freak like this was that close to me , I'd get rid of him.

Re: NOVA Man skins guinea pig to make head ornament
Posted: Fri, 12 Mar 2010 21:46:18
by coltman
Thank God we've got a Sheriff and Pd and don't have to....it's not the freaks you know that get you, it's the ones without the dead animals on their heads, hence CHP 'cuz the world is full of possibilities.