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GAINESVILLE, FL – A 37-year-old man is dead after his trailer home was destroyed in a meth-lab explosion, caused by him lighting up ‘blue angels’ to amuse his wife.

The woman plans on suing Chipotle, which failed to address their peppers causing a higher rate of methane in human farts. She offered a statement, “I’m not mad about my husband dying, I just got my eyebrows did and now they’re gone.” Chipotle Mexican Grill has yet to respond.

http://thevalleyreport.com/2016/02/13/f ... s-on-fire/

This just confirms my opinion that God does have a sense of humor.

I certainly hope you realize that story is a spoof according to the comments and the site disclaimer.
It is, however, both funny and clever.

Yeah, well, it's Florida, though. So it's believable.

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