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Meanwhile ......
Posted: Fri, 22 Jan 2016 14:25:26
by Greybeard
The police came to my front door last night holding a picture of my wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, I answered, " Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
I said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
Re: Meanwhile ......
Posted: Fri, 22 Jan 2016 15:05:00
by thekinetic
LOL!
Re: Meanwhile ......
Posted: Sat, 23 Jan 2016 21:49:30
by Swampman
Yeah, I chuckled, a lot!
Re: Meanwhile ......
Posted: Sun, 24 Jan 2016 07:58:09
by AlanM
Stolen and reposted
Re: Meanwhile ......
Posted: Sun, 24 Jan 2016 17:54:05
by Reverenddel
OMERGHERD!
Re: Meanwhile ......
Posted: Tue, 26 Jan 2016 08:57:38
by AlanM
My last wife and I were checking into a clothing optional resort. The desk clerk took one look at us and said, "For you two clothing isn't optional, it's mandatory.".
Re: Meanwhile ......
Posted: Wed, 27 Jan 2016 18:30:00
by thekinetic
@AlanM:
I'm so ugly that when I got out of the shower and walked over to the mirror my reflection quit.