Hey assault forks are no joking matter, they are for the hunting and annihilation of cake!
Why don't we just paint our guns orange, that way they don't scare the children.
'Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live!'
-In Exterminatus Extremis
I like the way you think. You're really on to something with that whole orange thing.
As far as all of this talk about annihilating the cake with your assault fork, just remember, if you don't cut the cake and you eat the whole thing, you still only had one piece.