Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

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You might be a gun nut if...

1.) You constantly ask your spouse/significant other if you are printing.
2.) Your spouse/significant other lies when you ARE printing, just because they are tired of you asking.
3.) You have a different carry weapon for each season.
4.) You have a different carry weapon depending on where you are going.
5.) You have at least one pistol in every caliber from .17 to .50.
6.) You carry a primary and secondary pistol with 2 spare mags for each.
7.) You squat to pick stuff up instead of bending over so you don't print.
8.) You know who Eugene Stoner is.
9.) You know who John Browning is.
10.) You think Jerry Miculek is good, but he's no Bob Munden.
11.) You now who Jerry Miculek and Bob Munden are.
12.) You find loose brass in your pockets.
13.) You keep a range bag and extra ammo in your vehicle for spur of the moment trips to the range.
14.) You have a membership at more than 1 range.
15.) You have a Pocket Constitution and tell people THAT is your carry permit.
16.) You read this list and nod in agreement to most of this.
17.) You laughed when you just read that.
18.) You have good material to add to this list.

My name is Marc Spaz, and I'm a gun nut.

What do you have to add to the list?

If you have to build an add-on to make room for for your guns.

Over a period of about two years I handed out about 300 pocket constitutions that I bought.

Stating when I presented them, "Copyright 1788, all rights preserved."

I also advised giftees that they should study it as they would, at some time in the future, be tested on the contents.

I are a gun nut...

19.) You know the balance in every account, just in case you find that "perfect gun".

You have Hogue grips on all your shop tools
You have Kydex holsters on your tool belt
You have a Laser sight on your weed whacker

wittmeba wrote:You have a Laser sight on your weed whacker

You might be a gun nut if you read that and started going through a junk box looking for an old picatinny rail.

You might be a gun nut if you know what a picatinny rail is.

You might be a Gun Nut if every time the wife runs the dryer she has to stop it and get the spent brass out of it !

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Lmao. I'm guilty of a few of those.

I also have a pocket Constitution; it includes the Declaration of Independence.

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LOL! Great contributions so far!

if you've bought ammunition for a gun you might get... someday...

If halfway through Sex , you get out of bed to make sure your Home Defence Weapon is loaded.

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I bought a brick of 1,000 22LR rounds before I bought my 22LR MP5.

Randy, I've never done that, but I can't tell you how many times I thought it. LoL.

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If you have at least 1 gun loaded and hidden in every room of the house. Bonus credit if there is one inside the toilet water tank, the refrigerator or freezer. You're my new hero if its all 3.

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What's worse is when your wife gets up to check the home defense weapons !

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MarcSpaz wrote:If you have at least 1 gun loaded and hidden in every room of the house. Bonus credit if there is one inside the toilet water tank, the refrigerator or freezer. You're my new hero if its all 3.

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HAHAHAHAHA.....

Nearly every room. For sure every door, & most rooms. I've often thought while in the shower...... "this is the only room in the house unarmed"

How about...... extra mags, or speed loaders in every vehicle, & multiple rooms

LOL! Nice! I usually carry a pistol into the bathroom with me when I shower and just put it under my towel.

Here's a few of mine...

... if you've ever had more than 3 calibers of ammo for guns you *don't* own, because you plan on owning them...
... if your wife gets another UPS delivery with your name on it and you get the "What gun is that for?" question...
... if you've used wooden crates of 7.62x54R as an end table.
... if you've got more than two firearms disassembled and you'll get to them "at some point".
... if the reason "at some point" was because you've built two other firearms since you've disassembled the previous firearms.
... if you've ever found a firearm in a safe and said "I wonder when I bought this one...?"
... if you've found a firearm in a safe and said "I *knew* I had one of those..."
... if you've researched the fire departments code for how much smokeless powder one can store, and how you're going to do it.
... if you've got at least one firearm that's never had a factory round of ammo through it.

I'm sure I can think of a few more...

Here is the MAIN "Gun Nut" listing:

"You cannot watch a movie without identifying each weapon, whether it's being used correctly, reloaded correctly, and more important if it's not? You cannot finish the movie. Because it disturbs you too much."

You might be a gun nut if...

You sprinkle gun powder on your fried eggs
Your front door peep-hole has cross hairs
When you pass gas ( ) you adjust for windage

Too funny!

My wife yells at me all the time for running through the weapons list of the action films. I'll say something like "That's complete crap! That gun can't do that! Its only an <X>!". She say "Will you stop! Its just a movie. Calm down!". Hahaha

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