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....... but it sounds legitimate …

A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

Sounds about right, but you didn't hear that from me.

I'm stealing this right now!
LOL!

Now that right there's funny . . . unless you're the man who mentions it!

Its like asking how far along a women is. You just don't mention it.

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I always loved the Geico commercial "Was Abe Lincoln honest?"

A woman should provide warmth in the winter and shade in the summer.

Honey, do these pants make my butt look big?"
No, it's chowing down on cake and potato chips that does it.

One of those stories that usually ends "I woke up three hours later in the hospital".

Unfortunately, the Snopes investigator was apparently hospitallized while wprking this case...



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