A police officer called the police dispatch on his radio.
"I have an interesting case here. An old lady shot her husband
for stepping on the floor she just mopped."
"Have you arrested
the woman?"
"Not yet. The floor's still wet."
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Sounds like this cop could've been raised in SWMBO's household.
Smart cop.
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Smart cop.
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: Smart cop.
Indeed...very smart.
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