God and Virginia
Posted: Sun, 07 Jun 2015 21:04:27
God was missing for six
days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh
day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is
it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on
it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to
test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still
confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe
is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over
there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by
God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and
lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Virginia are going
to be handsome, modest,intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to
travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers
of peace, and
producers of good things"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked,
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Right next to Virginia
is Washington , D.C. .. Wait till you see the idiots I put
there!"
days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh
day.
He inquired, "Where have you been?"
God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the
clouds, "Look, Michael. Look what I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is
it?"
"It's a planet," replied God, and I've put life on
it.
I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place to
test Balance."
"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still
confused."
God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.
"For example, northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe
is going to be poor.
Over here I've placed a continent of white people, and over
there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things."
God continued pointing to different countries.
"This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel , impressed by
God's work, then pointed to a land area and said, "What's that one?"
"That's Virginia, the most glorious place on earth. There are
beautiful mountains, rivers and
lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from Virginia are going
to be handsome, modest,intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to
travel the world.
They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers
of peace, and
producers of good things"
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked,
"But what about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God smiled, "Right next to Virginia
is Washington , D.C. .. Wait till you see the idiots I put
there!"
