Religion Logic

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The most logic ever regarding religion!

Born A Lutheran. . . . . .
Each Friday night after work, Ole would fire up
his barbeque on the shore of Arthurs Lake and
cook a venison steak.

All of Ole's neighbors were Catholic... and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from
eating meat on a Friday.

The delicious aroma from the grilled venison
steaks wafted over the neighborhood and
was causing such a problem for the Catholic
faithful that they finally talked to their priest.

The Priest came to visit Ole, and suggested
that he become a Catholic.

After several classes and much study, Ole
attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled
holy water over him, he said, "You were born
a Lutheran and raised a Lutheran but now you
are a Catholic."

Ole's neighbors were relieved, until Friday
night arrived and the wonderful aroma of
grilled venison filled the neighborhood.

The Priest was called immediately by the
neighbors and he rushed over to Ole's place
clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him,
he stopped and watched in amazement.

There stood Ole, clutching a small bottle of holy
water which he carefully sprinkled over the
grilling meat and chanted:

"You vuz born a deer, you vuz raised a deer,
but now you is a rainbow trout.