Two elderly ladies were talking.
“At our age, I don’t know what would be worse;
Parkinson”s or Alzheimer”s?" one said.
Her wise friend answered, “Oh I’d rather have
Parkinson’s, definitely Parkinson’s. Better to
spill half my wine than to forget where I keep
the bottle."
She Made the Right Decision
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She Made the Right Decision
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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Re: She Made the Right Decision
Lol. Wish I'd heard this one a couple months ago; my grandmother would have found this one funny. On a good day, she still might.
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