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Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 14:47:04
by dorminWS
I woke up to go to the toilet in the middle of the night and I noticed an el-Quaeda Muslim, sneaking through my next door neighbor's garden. Suddenly my neighbor came from nowhere and smacked him over the head with a shovel killing him instantly.
He then dug a grave and put the body in it and covered it.
Astonished, I got back into bed.
SWMBO said “ Dorm, you're shaking, what is it?”
“You'll never believe what I've just seen”, I said. “That son of a bitch next door still has my shovel.”.
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 15:18:26
by Taggure
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 15:29:55
by MarcSpaz
hahahahaha that's great.
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 16:23:33
by Mav
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 16:54:15
by ShotgunBlast
That sunummabitch!
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 18:04:11
by SHMIV
Sounds like a reliable shovel. Hope you got it back!
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Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 20:03:43
by Swampman
Sounds like he earned the right to keep that shovel, Dorm! Go get another one!
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Mon, 24 Nov 2014 23:35:04
by Snakester
That's exactly why everyone needs to have a hole dug at all times....You never know when you will come up with something to throw in it !
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 08:47:02
by Reverenddel
ROTFLMAO! NICE!
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Tue, 25 Nov 2014 09:13:47
by cwfunrider
:mrgreen::mrgreen::D:D:D
Re: Outrageous behavior.
Posted: Wed, 26 Nov 2014 07:38:47
by MNMGoneShooting
Hope he had a permit for that shovel.
Shovels kill! Protest! Burn this sumabeach down!