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Little Black Dress
Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 02:45:32
by Greybeard
A blond dropped off a black dress at the dry cleaners. On the way out the door the clerk said, "Come again."
The blond replied, "No, its toothpaste this time you nosy bitch."
Re: Little Black Dress
Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 03:38:27
by smltooner
Re: Little Black Dress
Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 09:53:39
by Machias
Re: Little Black Dress
Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 11:06:59
by OakRidgeStars
Any chance her name was Monica?
Oh, wait.. you said blond. Never mind.
Re: Little Black Dress
Posted: Wed, 19 Nov 2014 15:10:24
by AlanM
OakRidgeStars wrote:Any chance her name was Monica?
Oh, wait.. you said blond. Never mind.
Actually that's the way I first heard this story.
Monica W. walks into her dry cleaners with a dress and says, "I want this cleaned."
The cleaner being somewhat deaf says, "Come again."
To which she answered, "No, just mayonnaise this time."
