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Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 14:17:51
by TheGodfather
http://www.nytimes.com/2014/02/11/world ... upils.html
A group of Sunni militants attending a suicide bombing training class at a camp north of Baghdad were killed on Monday when their commander unwittingly conducted a demonstration with a belt that was packed with explosives, army and police officials said.

The militants belonged to a group known as the Islamic State of Iraq and Syria, or ISIS, which is fighting the Shiite-dominated army of the Iraqi government, mostly in Anbar Province. But they are also linked to bomb attacks elsewhere and other fighting that has thrown Iraq deeper into sectarian violence.

Twenty-two ISIS members were killed, and 15 were wounded, in the explosion at the camp
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Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 15:15:29
by Taggure
Well now I guess that is less that we will have to deal with in the future. Can you say Stupid?

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Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 15:37:18
by TheGodfather
I wonder how many of the surviving students are rethinking their career choice.

Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 15:43:40
by SHMIV
Suicide Bomb Training Class?

Very effective trainer. Great hands on experience. They would do well to get the other instructors to follow that new model of training. Obviously, that guy knew what he was talking about.

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Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 16:09:01
by dorminWS
I guess they follow the Wiley Coyote Instructional method, huh?

Bet that was an ACME vest. :hysterical: I hope the CIA sold it to them on the black market during the Bush administration.

Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 19:24:50
by OakRidgeStars
Note to Allah... You're gonna need a lot more virgins. :clap:

Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Mon, 10 Feb 2014 22:46:45
by KaosDad
NO VIRGINS FOR THEM - eternity.

Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 09:31:02
by OakRidgeStars
Twitter was all abuzz about this last night :clap:

Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 10:22:38
by TheGodfather
Apparently, no one at that camp watched "Martyrdom Made Easy".


Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 13:46:41
by thekinetic
Well they should have something would happen when the bomb said Acme on it!


Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 21:12:45
by Reverenddel
A couple of Palestinian terrorists built a bomb with a timer while in their home, planning to make it go off in Israel. However, Daylight Savings Time was not observed at the exact same time in both places, meaning the bomb went off while it - and they - were still in the car.

<boom>

"Keep building Stupid Gawd, they're going so quick these days."

Re: Achmed strikes again!

Posted: Tue, 11 Feb 2014 21:14:15
by OakRidgeStars
Allah works in mysterious ways :dunno: