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Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 16:26:46
by dorminWS
I just received an audit notice on my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads;
42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people
in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico ; 535 persons in the
U.S. House and Senate and 1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO The Hell DID I MISS?



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Re: Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Mon, 27 Jan 2014 16:42:33
by SigmaShooter
-RIGHT ON!!
:hysterical:

Re: Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 07:46:29
by Swampman
Your dog?

Re: Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 09:39:44
by dorminWS
Got no dog. And when I had one, it worked for a living.

Re: Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 09:42:08
by OakRidgeStars
You left out all the middle east terrorist organizations and Planned Parenthood.

Re: Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Tue, 28 Jan 2014 10:00:53
by Taggure
Stolen I got to have this one

Re: Confusion about taxes..............

Posted: Wed, 29 Jan 2014 18:38:13
by JustinCase
Theres some slacker somewhere you forgot... just think harder, it will come to you in a dream maybe!

Thanks for the post, I needed a good laugh!

JC