Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

Tuesday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU,
tubes up my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head, hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over
me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.
She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly
say, 'You may not feel anything
from the waist down.'

I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your boobs, then?'

Hope you are OK.

Seems like a reasonable request to me!

Sounds like being arrested by a female police officer. When she says anything you say can and will be held against you. Reply teets!!!
Is that too much!!!

OP must be ok if he came back with a reply like that

skeeterss0 wrote:OP must be ok if he came back with a reply like that

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Saying something like that in the wrong place or to the wrong female might be why he woke up in the ICU to begin with.

ROTFLMAO! A'ight! That made my morning! On all accounts, and comments.