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Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 17:04:59
by Greybeard
And the Boss thought he had heard every excuse. Here is a new one!



Reason given by a lady for being absent from work on Monday:


My husband took an overdose of Viagra and I couldn't leave him with the maid

Re: Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:01:33
by vabeachman
Good one

Re: Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:12:50
by allingeneral
I hope he's ok

Re: Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Wed, 15 Jan 2014 21:23:09
by Swampman
Probably suffered from loss of blood to his brain! :hysterical:

Re: Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 02:07:02
by RWBlue01
I just tell my boss that I am sick.

When he asked what I had, I say I was banging my sister......I told you I was sick. :doh:

Re: Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 11:21:14
by Jakeiscrazy
I don't think I'll be using that excuse.......

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Re: Late for Work Excuse

Posted: Thu, 16 Jan 2014 16:50:57
by dusterdude
Thats a good one


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