Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

The T.S.A. disclosed the Airport Screening Results


June 2012 Statistics On Airport Screening From The Department Of Homeland Security:

*Terrorists Discovered*

0

*Transvestites*

133

*Hernias*

1,485

*Hemorrhoid Cases*

3,172

*Enlarged Prostates*

8,249

*Breast Implants*

59,350

*Natural Blondes*

3

*It was also discovered that 535 members of Congress had no balls.*
TSA might not have known that, but the rest of us did.

That rated a "Five" Roller!

hahahaha Now that is truth in advertising!

I agree with Reveren!

If more people would opt out and make the agents waste their time with a pat down, those pointless machines would go away in a week.

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Generally speaking, I'm really not in the mood to be molested. Nor am I typically in the mood to have Bonqueesha scrutinize an Xray image of my crotch.

I do opt out, though. Of flying.

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^^^You'll never see me on a plane.