Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

I wanted to let you know that earlier today I received my "Obamacare enrollment packet” from the White House.
It contained:
• An aspirin and a band-aid.
• An 'Obama Hope & Change' bumper sticker
• A 'Bush's Fault' yard sign
• A 'Blame Republicans first, then anybody and everybody' poster
• A 'Tax the Rich' banner
• An application for unemployment and a free cellphone
• An application for food stamps
• A prayer rug
• A letter assigning my debt to my grandchildren
• And lastly, a coupon for a machine that blows smoke up my ass.
Everything was made in "China" and all directions were in Spanish.

Keep an eye out. Yours should be arriving soon.

You had me believing this up until the last item. All you need for that now is a TV and basic cable.

**SNARK**

Outstanding!

You forgot to mention that it included the helpline with trained professionals: http://dailycaller.com/2013/10/14/obama ... t-warrant/