.... what you're gonna get.
A group of bikers were riding on the interstate when they saw a girl about to jump off a bridge.
So they stopped.
George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to
talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby.....whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?"
She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either so he asked ..."Well, before you
jump, Honey-Babe...why don't you give ole George here your best last kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately
by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the heck are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether she jumped or he jumped or one was pushed by the other and fell by accident.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know............
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dorminWS
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Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know............
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know............
You gotta love it ! 
Government is like salt.
A small amount is necessary,
but as the amount grows,
it becomes increasingly bitter,
and will eventually kill you.
NRA Instructor Rifle, Pistol, Shotgun.
CCW Instructor.
A small amount is necessary,
but as the amount grows,
it becomes increasingly bitter,
and will eventually kill you.
NRA Instructor Rifle, Pistol, Shotgun.
CCW Instructor.
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thekinetic
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Re: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know............
'Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live!'
-In Exterminatus Extremis
-In Exterminatus Extremis
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TacticalMom
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Re: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know............
lol that got a chuckle out of me and my husband.
"Those who deny freedom to others deserve it not for themselves."
Abraham Lincoln
Abraham Lincoln
Re: Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know............
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