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Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:45:13
by allingeneral
Please note the striking similarities between the assault pressure cooker and the Assault Rifle. Both are inanimate objects that are capable of taking on a life of their own. Both are scary and evil when painted black. Both are capable of inflicting maximum damage, almost magically with virtually no human intervention. and on and on...
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Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:47:31
by Reverenddel
Only Chefs, and Professional Canners should own pressure cookers!
Never mind all those rural folks who cannot get to the store for their canned veggies.

Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:49:39
by TacticalMom
Ohh that means I can own one? I am a professional chef, I have the degree, see this piece of paper to prove it. Woot!
Let me go buy one then. Maybe if I paint it in hello kitty colors, pink and red and white it will be less scary for the PTB's.

Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:03:29
by rlbellco72
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 11:08:09
by Stratojaxter
Nobody needs more than a 6 quart pressure cooker. If you need more than that you're family is just too big, and you need to get your kids to pick up some of those free condoms at their school.
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 13:20:10
by Palladin
Stratojaxter wrote:Nobody needs more than a 6 quart pressure cooker. If you need more than that you're family is just too big, and you need to get your kids to pick up some of those free condoms at their school.
So long 1/2 gallon mason jars of homemade grape juice...
That All American baby would be a daisy cutter.
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:48:40
by snatale42
Don't laugh, that will be next!
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:35:38
by RWBlue01
Too soon guys, too soon.
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Fri, 19 Apr 2013 17:17:04
by ReadyDog
Where do I apply and what form of experience documentation do I need to get a CCW for the Assault Pressure Cooker??

Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Fri, 19 Apr 2013 21:58:48
by vabeachman58
Where do I have to go to register and pay a tax on them?
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:15:14
by GeneFrenkle
Would a pressure cooker be an AOW or DD?
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:18:50
by vabeachman58
I must be in real trouble. Got pressure cookers, diesel fuel, fertilizers, gun powders, guns, ammo, chlorine, ammonia, etc. I think the Goose steppers just pulled in the driveway. Gotta go release the hounds.
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 10:29:00
by OakRidgeStars
vabeachman58 wrote:I must be in real trouble. Got pressure cookers, diesel fuel, fertilizers, gun powders, guns, ammo, chlorine, ammonia, etc. I think the Goose steppers just pulled in the driveway. Gotta go release the hounds.
All you need now is a Bible

Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:03:28
by vabeachman58
All you need now is a Bible. Got them before background checks were required.
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Sat, 20 Apr 2013 17:18:39
by GeneFrenkle
http://www.lautenberg.senate.gov/newsro ... ?id=341435&
Lautenberg has a new war cry. I wonder low long it will take before they start waving a picture of the 8 year old child, God rest his soul.
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Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:08:18
by WFarm
Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:20:08
by OakRidgeStars
Now all we need is...
Mayors Against Illegal Cookware

Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 13:50:47
by SHMIV
If williams-sonoma is pulling pressure cookers, will lowes start pulling nails?
And why stop at pressure cookers? Why not all pots and pans?
Oh, sorry... I forgot that logical thought process is a hinderance to modern living. Never mind, then.
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Re: Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers
Posted: Wed, 24 Apr 2013 15:09:00
by MNMGoneShooting