Evil Black Assault Pressure Cookers

[allingeneral]

Please note the striking similarities between the assault pressure cooker and the Assault Rifle. Both are inanimate objects that are capable of taking on a life of their own. Both are scary and evil when painted black. Both are capable of inflicting maximum damage, almost magically with virtually no human intervention. and on and on...

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[Reverenddel]

Only Chefs, and Professional Canners should own pressure cookers!

Never mind all those rural folks who cannot get to the store for their canned veggies.

[TacticalMom]

Ohh that means I can own one? I am a professional chef, I have the degree, see this piece of paper to prove it. Woot!

Let me go buy one then. Maybe if I paint it in hello kitty colors, pink and red and white it will be less scary for the PTB's.

[rlbellco72]

Ohh that means I can own one? I am a professional chef, I have the degree, see this piece of paper to prove it. Woot!

Let me go buy one then. Maybe if I paint it in hello kitty colors, pink and red and white it will be less scary for the PTB's.

You'll have to pass a background check and provide a psychiatric exam report to ensure that you are mentally capable of properly handling such a dangerous tool!

[Stratojaxter]

Nobody needs more than a 6 quart pressure cooker. If you need more than that you're family is just too big, and you need to get your kids to pick up some of those free condoms at their school.

[Palladin]

Nobody needs more than a 6 quart pressure cooker. If you need more than that you're family is just too big, and you need to get your kids to pick up some of those free condoms at their school.

So long 1/2 gallon mason jars of homemade grape juice...

That All American baby would be a daisy cutter.

[snatale42]

Don't laugh, that will be next!

[RWBlue01]

Too soon guys, too soon.

[ReadyDog]

Where do I apply and what form of experience documentation do I need to get a CCW for the Assault Pressure Cooker??

[vabeachman58]

Where do I have to go to register and pay a tax on them?

[GeneFrenkle]

Would a pressure cooker be an AOW or DD?

[vabeachman58]

I must be in real trouble. Got pressure cookers, diesel fuel, fertilizers, gun powders, guns, ammo, chlorine, ammonia, etc. I think the Goose steppers just pulled in the driveway. Gotta go release the hounds.

[OakRidgeStars]

I must be in real trouble. Got pressure cookers, diesel fuel, fertilizers, gun powders, guns, ammo, chlorine, ammonia, etc. I think the Goose steppers just pulled in the driveway. Gotta go release the hounds.

All you need now is a Bible

[vabeachman58]

All you need now is a Bible. Got them before background checks were required.

[GeneFrenkle]

http://www.lautenberg.senate.gov/newsro ... ?id=341435&

Lautenberg has a new war cry. I wonder low long it will take before they start waving a picture of the 8 year old child, God rest his soul.

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[WFarm]

Evil Pressure Cookers, be GONE:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/24/wi ... achusetts/

[OakRidgeStars]

Now all we need is...

Mayors Against Illegal Cookware

[SHMIV]

If williams-sonoma is pulling pressure cookers, will lowes start pulling nails?

And why stop at pressure cookers? Why not all pots and pans?

Oh, sorry... I forgot that logical thought process is a hinderance to modern living. Never mind, then.

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[MNMGoneShooting]

Evil Pressure Cookers, be GONE:

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/04/24/wi ... achusetts/

O..... M....... G.......