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Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:39:33
by TheGodfather
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/cap ... -forecast/
On or about February 02,2013, at Gobbler’s Knob, Punxsutawney Phil did purposely, and with prior calculation and design, cause the people to believe that Spring would come early. Contrary to the Groundhog day report, a snowstorm and record low temperatures have been and are predicted to continue in the near future, which constitutes the offense of MISREPRESENTATION OF EARLY SPRING, a Unclassified Felony, and against the peace and dignity of the State Of Ohio.
SPECIFICATION: The people further find and specify that due to the aggravating circumstances and misrepresentation to the people that the death penalty be implemented to the defendant, Punxsutawney Phil
What do you guys think? Guilty?
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:43:51
by TheGodfather
Does this look like the face of a felon to you?
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 10:54:01
by SpanishInquisition
Oh, this is right up there with that Coyote v Acme product liability suit...
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:19:42
by rlbellco72
The death penalty is a little to drastic. Personally, I think he should be hung up by his rear legs!
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 11:54:47
by GeneralG
Once again people with power waant to flaunt it and let the others know that something as small as this you can be killed over. What a joke, fine the guy some money and make him pay financially for misrepresentation........this drives me up the wall
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:00:52
by TheGodfather
GeneralG wrote:Once again people with power waant to flaunt it and let the others know that something as small as this you can be killed over. What a joke, fine the guy some money and make him pay financially for misrepresentation........this drives me up the wall
I'm guessing you didn't read the whole story?
To close the interview, Gmoser confided he was just having “a little fun” with the indictment.
“This is a story that has legs,” Gmoser joked. “I hope everyone understands it’s tongue-in-cheek…”
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:02:46
by OakRidgeStars
I've got him....
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:28:07
by Reverenddel
HEY! A sporting use for AR's!
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 12:48:38
by WRW
Phil ain't no worse than any other that's getting paid to lie. And, yeah, anyone believing a beady-eyed little liar like Phil gets what he deserves...beLIEver beware.
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Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Fri, 22 Mar 2013 15:59:06
by dorminWS
OakRidgeStars wrote:I've got him....
I have advocated this sanction against Phil already.
DEATH TO THE WHISTLEPIG! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Sun, 24 Mar 2013 20:30:42
by downzero
He just turned in to a democrat and lied.
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 07:33:09
by 2WheelFun
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 07:59:46
by meadmkr
Wait, wait, hold the execution...
His very job description of 'weather predictor' explicitely REQUIRES that he be wrong up to 90% of the time to retain his office. Politicians have been envious of this job 'perk' for years and have done everything they can to remove him from his office (personal/professional jealousy?)
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:51:23
by dorminWS
Here it is March 25, 2013. It's 28 degrees, ice/snow mix is blowing sideways in about 2/3 of a whiteout, there's an inch on the ground right now with another inch predicted today and yet another 1-2 inches tonight. It's slicker'n a mole's azz and colder'n the shady side of a witche's ...uuhhh, I mean a banker's heart.
I've changed my mind about executing Phil. Killin' is TOO GOOD for that bucktoothed little ESSOHBEE. Is there some way we could sentence him to have a promiscuous, crack-cocaine-addicted goth teenage daughter who's into obscene tatoos and extreme piercings and in love with an entire Hell's Angels motorcycle club?
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 09:56:22
by vonClausewitz
dorminWS wrote:a promiscuous, crack-cocaine-addicted goth teenage daughter who's into obscene tatoos and extreme piercings and in love with an entire Hell's Angels motorcycle club?
That sounds like experience talking....Hmmmmmmm
:lmao:
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 10:46:57
by dorminWS
vonClausewitz wrote:dorminWS wrote:a promiscuous, crack-cocaine-addicted goth teenage daughter who's into obscene tatoos and extreme piercings and in love with an entire Hell's Angels motorcycle club?
That sounds like experience talking....Hmmmmmmm
:lmao:
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Nope. Thank God, my daughter was almost perfect. Still is. But having had a teenage daughter, I can certainly appreciate that such a situation would be a lot worse than mere death.
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:01:01
by OakRidgeStars
Sentence Phil to a lifetime in Oprah's refrigerator
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Mon, 25 Mar 2013 11:14:29
by dorminWS
OakRidgeStars wrote:Sentence Phil to a lifetime in Oprah's refrigerator
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Well, groundhogs being vegetarians, I doubt there's much groundhog grub in there, but the problem is that PHIL's lifetime in Oprah's fridge would be damned short. Ole Phil would go out with a gravyboat for a coffin.
Re: Prosecution seeks Death Penalty for Phil!
Posted: Tue, 26 Mar 2013 08:19:22
by Taggure
NEWS Flash!!!!!!!!!!
Punxsutawney Phil, the King of the Groundhogs was found dead from an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound after predicting an early spring.
