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North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 18:31:28
by OakRidgeStars
The Norks released this picture today of their soldiers in a "training exercise". (nice jammies)
Name all the things wrong in this picture and win a free package of Annie Chun's Kimchi
North Korean soldiers with weapons attend military training in an undisclosed location in this picture released by the North’s official KCNA news agency in Pyongyang March 11, 2013. South Korea and U.S. forces are conducting large-scale military drills until the end of April, while the North is also gearing up for a massive state-wide military exercise. North Korea has accused the U.S. of using the military drills in South Korea as a launch pad for a nuclear war and has threatened to scrap the armistice with Washington that ended the 1950-53 Korean War.
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:15:23
by GeneFrenkle
It looks like an early (read bad) Ted Turner CM colorization of a black and white photo.
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Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 19:21:55
by OakRidgeStars
I think we call that a camouflage fail
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:20:53
by Jakeiscrazy
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3tajit/
Anyone the opposite of intimidated by that photo? Seriously who taught those guys to shoot? If thats how they all operate their really outdated.
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 20:57:15
by GeneFrenkle
I dunno, for some reason, I keep imagining the caption being the SWAT team from the Blues Brothers, "HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT HUT....." as they hop around.
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Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 21:39:59
by thekinetic
Too bad none of their guns worked....because they were made in Korea!
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Tue, 12 Mar 2013 22:12:32
by steelheart
Dang thats stevie wonder camo and b movie shooting style. I can see our snipers now lookin thru their scopes tryin their damndest to hold still from laughin their arses off!
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Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 16:51:48
by ratherfish
Beats the alternative...
North Korean propaganda exposes hellish Orwellian experience of American life
http://hotair.com/archives/2013/03/13/m ... ican-life/
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 19:06:25
by allingeneral
"Buying guns to kill each other, especially children"
"There are no birds - they have been eaten by the people"
"Their houses blow down very easily and they have to live in tents"
"Again, there are no birds in the trees, apart from these - they will be eaten on Tuesday"
ELL
OHH
ELL!!
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Wed, 13 Mar 2013 20:58:48
by gunderwood
allingeneral wrote:
"Buying guns to kill each other, especially children"
"There are no birds - they have been eaten by the people"
"Their houses blow down very easily and they have to live in tents"
"Again, there are no birds in the trees, apart from these - they will be eaten on Tuesday"
ELL
OHH
ELL!!
No birds, eh? What is this chicken I've been eating?
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 07:51:41
by Kreutz
I wonder how NK would keep its troops in line in the event of an invasion?
That'd be the only time they were ever allowed to see wealthy SK, would they just defect en masse for food and flat screen tv's, or be the loyal suicide soldiers the NK regime claims they are?
I remember the USSR had similar problems with soldiers slipping off into Germany and not coming back when they crossed over and saw how "the other half lived".
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 08:56:08
by TheGodfather
OakRidgeStars wrote:Name all the things wrong in this picture and win a free package of Annie Chun's Kimchi
They're shooting with their eyes closed!
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 09:03:22
by gunderwood
TheGodfather wrote:OakRidgeStars wrote:Name all the things wrong in this picture and win a free package of Annie Chun's Kimchi
They're shooting with their eyes closed!
Impressive! Obviously so well trained they can shoot Americans based purely on sound and smell...
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:06:21
by dorminWS
Well OF COURSE they've got their eyes closed; that neon camo hurts their eyes. All they got to do is shoot at the sound of yankees laughing.
About the birds...................
...............................was I supposed to wait until Tuesday?
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 10:08:41
by TheGodfather
gunderwood wrote:Impressive! Obviously so well trained they can shoot Americans based purely on sound and smell...
NK Army Ninjas are the best in the world. They can beat anyone with one arm tied...well...just one arm.
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 15:50:56
by Glockem
OMG that is so funny. They are not respecting safe files if fire, their eyes are all closed except for the guy shooting th pistol, they are leaning backwards instead of forwards while shooting, oh and their uniforms are gayflauge ....
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Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Thu, 14 Mar 2013 17:21:05
by GeneFrenkle
I like the guy with the pistol and how is left hand wraps and supports his shooting wrist.
I wonder if they hit a target if they drop their weapons and do jazz hands.
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Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:15:35
by Palladin
OakRidgeStars wrote:
Aye, they're always after me Lucky Charms!
You guys go ahead and laugh, this is their elite LEP RECON division...
Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:19:49
by GeneFrenkle
Dudes, you gotta stop quoting the OP. I keep scrolling down and when my eyes readjust, WHAM, there's the picture again! Have some mercy!
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Re: North Korea prepares for war with U.S.-backed South
Posted: Fri, 15 Mar 2013 20:49:22
by Snakester
I don't think they are real at all...I think these are the North Korean Version of the little green army men all us American Kids played with when we were little.