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Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 20:40:38
by Greybeard
Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately a total of 72 times to impregnate Traute.
When Traute did not get pregnant after six months, Soupolos insisted Maus go for a medical examination which revealed he was sterile as well. Mau’s wife was then forced to confess Maus was not the real father of her two kids.
In his defence, Maus said he did not ‘guarantee’ conception, but only that he would give a ‘honest’ shot at it.
http://temasektimes.wordpress.com/2012/ ... -attempts/
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:10:42
by OakRidgeStars
If at first you don't succeed...
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:37:26
by Snakester
I imagine it made "Family and Friends Movie Night" a little uncomfortable !
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 21:50:16
by gunderwood
Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous.
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:00:59
by SpanishInquisition
gunderwood wrote:Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous.
That's her in the pic? I see your price and bid a dollar lower!
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:29:05
by gunderwood
SpanishInquisition wrote:gunderwood wrote:Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous.
That's her in the pic? I see your price and bid a dollar lower!
DEFLATION!!! Get the Fed to excite the markets by pumping up the money supply...
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Thu, 27 Dec 2012 22:58:10
by ShotgunBlast
gunderwood wrote:SpanishInquisition wrote:gunderwood wrote:Meh, I can do that for half the price...the price gouging is redickulous.
That's her in the pic? I see your price and bid a dollar lower!
DEFLATION!!! Get the Fed to excite the markets by pumping up the money supply...
I don't want to hear cries of deflation around flotation devices that big!
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Fri, 28 Dec 2012 01:45:09
by Jakeiscrazy
I'd refund the money and insist on continual attempts.....
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:12:05
by zombiekiller57
I believe in 'pro bono' work. I'm out to help the poor and down trodden. I wouldn't have charged her a thing.
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Fri, 28 Dec 2012 17:19:23
by MNMGoneShooting
Jakeiscrazy wrote:I'd refund the money and insist on continual attempts.....
It's only the gentleman thing to do... and insist on videotaping it as proof that your tried.
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Fri, 28 Dec 2012 19:27:10
by countertop
If do it $10 less than the lowest price so far.
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:18:57
by SpanishInquisition
countertop wrote:If do it $10 less than the lowest price so far.
You... you.. you lowballing bastage!
Re: Man sued neighbor for failure to make wife pregnant after 72
Posted: Fri, 28 Dec 2012 20:28:43
by OakRidgeStars
Sandra Fluke called and said you're all doing it wrong
