Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:02:36
Just in time for tax day too...
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Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
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Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 16:07:03
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:35:48
I want to be buried in a refrigerator box...freecycled and eco-friendly.
May as well rot as I lived....as a total cheapskate.
May as well rot as I lived....as a total cheapskate.
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 17:41:21
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Kreutz wrote:I want to be buried in a refrigerator box...freecycled and eco-friendly.
May as well rot as I lived....as a total cheapskate.
You want cheap and eco-friendly?
Why not just have all the bullshit pumped out of you and used as fertilizer, then have yourself buried in a matchbox?
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:01:33
dorminWS wrote:Kreutz wrote:
You want cheap and eco-friendly?
Why not just have all the bullshit pumped out of you and used as fertilizer, then have yourself buried in a matchbox?
The underlined part may violate local and state law on disposal of human remains.
We're talking an awful lot of sewage.
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 22:41:10
My wife has already informed me that she will not be wasting any of her money for a fancy casket. Looks like I'll receive the proper farm burial which consists of a corn cob up my butt and letting the chickens drag me off. 
Re: Times Are Tough - Build Your Own Coffin
Posted: Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:18:16
Could be worse, you could have a pig farm. They can consume an average size body in hours if hungry enough. Plus they eat everything organic, even the bones.