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Cars Kill. A ban or limit is needed!!!

Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:24:48
by MNMGoneShooting
This is exactly why cars must be banned in the US.
How long before someone ends all this bloodshed?

At least, states should require that only one car can be purchased a month, and only after a background check is performed!

5 killed in wrong-way crash on Louisiana interstate


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/10/5- ... z1lzrLIceY

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Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:52:27
by dorminWS
MNMGoneShooting wrote:This is exactly why cars must be banned in the US.
How long before someone ends all this bloodshed?

At least, states should require that only one car can be purchased a month, and only after a background check is performed!

5 killed in wrong-way crash on Louisiana interstate


Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/02/10/5- ... z1lzrLIceY
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Yep, and them 18-wheelers are the fully automatic weapns/destructive devices of the automotive world. We need an outright ban on them.

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Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:40:16
by wylde007
Who needs more than one car? What could you possibly need two (or three, or more) cars for?

Further, why would you need more than one house? You can only live in one at a time, right?

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Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:46:44
by Alex
Contact your Senator today! Let him/her know that this is not the "Wild West" anymore.
-No more cars at our schools, our churches, our airports, or our Starbucks!
-No more car-toting cowboys!

Help bring an end to this senseless violence.


Brought to you by Virginians for SENSIBLE automobile ownership.




Think of the children.

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Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:25:49
by KaosDad
Oh, the Huge Manatee!

Don't forget bathtubs! And light sockets. Let's not go down the whole beer isle.

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Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:48:16
by AlanM
wylde007 wrote:Who needs more than one car? What could you possibly need two (or three, or more) cars for?
My daughter and a friend of hers own about 15 Jeeps between them.
12 of them are used for spare parts for the other three. :roll:

She used to drive "Seven of Nine". (A ride I wouldn't mind taking.)

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Posted: Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:10:09
by M1A4ME
sure hope they don't put a limit on how many you can own. I'll have to put curtains on the garage windows to hide the camaros and the S10 Blazer. I wonder if I could hide some more down in the woods behind the house.

How many can you have before you are accused of having a................carsenal???

I'm probably already being watched.

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Posted: Sat, 11 Feb 2012 09:53:03
by Kreutz
I hear these deadly "car" things are now being mass produced in Mexico and are winding up on our good American streets. I really hope Eric Holder is on the case on this. That'd make me feel safe!

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Posted: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 17:15:13
by rjr5937
Don't forget to get your finger prints ready so you can conceal car parking permit, So you can park your in your garage because there so dangerous every one has to know were you car is at all times.

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Posted: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 18:04:44
by gunderwood
Water kills. Try and breath it, you drown. Drink too much of it, cellular deionization (aka water poisoning) and you die. Drink too little of it and you die of dehydration. Absolutely horrible stuff, think of the children!

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Posted: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 20:03:06
by Kreutz
gunderwood wrote:Water kills. Try and breath it, you drown. Drink too much of it, cellular deionization (aka water poisoning) and you die. Drink too little of it and you die of dehydration. Absolutely horrible stuff, think of the children!
Word is we all may be harboring it.

Gitmo for all!

Cars Kill. A ban or limit is needed!!!

Posted: Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:50:14
by MNMGoneShooting
So THAT'S why when I go to WallyWorld to buy amm... I mean, WATER, they make me go directly to the immediate close-by register, call "we got a code 272!!!!" over the Walkie-talkie, give me that disapproving look and ring me up.

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Posted: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 10:32:53
by dorminWS
gunderwood wrote:Water kills. Try and breath it, you drown. Drink too much of it, cellular deionization (aka water poisoning) and you die. Drink too little of it and you die of dehydration. Absolutely horrible stuff, think of the children!
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:enlighten:
You're absolutely right, gunderwood, and I've decided to do something about it, by golly!

BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!!
The Invisible Killer

Dihydrogen monoxide (DHMO) is colorless, odorless, tasteless, and kills uncounted thousands of people every year. Most of these deaths are caused by accidental inhalation of DHMO, but the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide do not end there. Prolonged exposure to its solid form causes severe tissue damage. Symptoms of DHMO ingestion can include excessive sweating and urination, and possibly a bloated feeling, nausea, vomiting and body electrolyte imbalance. For those who have become dependent, DHMO withdrawal means certain death.

Dihydrogen monoxide:
• is also known as hydroxl acid, and is the major component of acid rain.
• contributes to the "greenhouse effect."
• may cause severe burns.
• contributes to the erosion of our natural landscape.
• accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. Has been known to to eat holes in solid steel!
• may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes.
• has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients.
Contamination Is Reaching Epidemic Proportions!
Quantities of dihydrogen monoxide have been found in almost every stream, lake, and reservoir in America today. But the pollution is global, and the contaminant has even been found in Antarctic ice. DHMO has caused millions of dollars of property damage in the midwest, California and East Asia.

Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used:
• as an industrial solvent and coolant.
• in nuclear power plants.
• in the production of styrofoam.
• as a fire retardant.
• in many forms of cruel animal research.
• in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical.
• as an additive in certain "junk-foods" and other food products.
Companies dump waste DHMO into rivers and the ocean, and nothing can be done to stop them because this practice is still legal. The impact on wildlife is extreme, and we cannot afford to ignore it any longer!

The Horror Must Be Stopped!

The American government has refused to ban the production, distribution, or use of this damaging chemical due to its "importance to the economic health of this nation." :tinfoil:
In fact, the navy and other military organizations are conducting experiments with DHMO, and designing multi-billion dollar devices to control and utilize it during warfare situations. Hundreds of military research facilities receive tons of it through a highly sophisticated underground distribution network. Many store large quantities for later use.

It's Not Too Late!

Act NOW to prevent further contamination. Find out more about this dangerous chemical. What you don't know can hurt you and others throughout the world. Send SASE along with your generous contribution to:

Coalition to Ban DHMO
c/o dorminWS
(just PM me your credit card and pin numbers)

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Posted: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:00:36
by MNMGoneShooting
Thank the Good Lord, Short Pump Mall has reacted to our call graciously and has put up the following sign:

:!: "We value yours and our employee's safety. For this reason, all cars (whether concealed or not, WITH permit or without) are prohibited. All water is strictly prohibited. We thank you for your assistance." :!:
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Posted: Mon, 13 Feb 2012 20:02:55
by DCE
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