Virginia Gun Owners Forum - VGOF

According to the WaPo, yesterday, three children were killed, two at home and one in a hotel, in the greater DC area. These children joined the 115+ PER YEAR who lives are destroyed by these murderous mortality machines – devastating families and leaving the parents to ponder; “How could I have prevented this?” Yet, no one has moved to ban these horrid devices that have only one purpose in this world: killing our children!!!!!

“What is this thing??” you may ask. “Why has the Federal Government not moved to outlaw these horrid devices?” you may wail. Because their lobby is so strong! What are these capricious killing contraptions?

BATHTUBS!!!!
Yes, my friends – the time to act is now! Tell you representatives to eschew the advice of the NIH! Tell them to ignore decades of lifesaving cleanliness and fun - get those tubs out of the hands of children!

In the same 24 hour period the number of children wounded or killed by firearms in the same geographic area was: 0.

Bravo

So it was the bathtub?!

@Eutaw - no - DUH! - it was the quill pen!!!!

That is what the bathtub wants you to think...

I have been telling the anti's at work, we need to ban cars because they kill more man, women and children in a month then guns do in a year.

Bathtubs, washtubs, wading pools, swimming pools, ponds, lakes, and oceans all need to be outlawed!!!!

Also we definitely need to curb the use of dihydrogen monoxide by untrained people. DHMO is the root cause of death of millions each year world wide. http://www.dhmo.org/

AlanM wrote:Also we definitely need to curb the use of dihydrogen monoxide by untrained people. DHMO is the root cause of death of millions each year world wide. http://www.dhmo.org/

I've substituted all personal use of DHMO with Gin.