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ok here is another



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ok this is one just for the fans of the SHTF thread



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Zombies

Where Where



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People in Schuylkill County, Pennsylvania have a warped sense of humor.

It must be something in the coal-infused water of Northeastern Pennsylvania. This is the pull-off at SR 61 and Adamsdale Rd. A deer was hit there. The couch was dumped there previously. Day two the deer was on the couch. Day three the end table and lamp showed up. Day four the TV and TV stand showed up. The Trooper had to call PENN DOT because of all the people stopping to take pictures.

PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE SIGN:

The cardboard caption in front of the deer on the couch reads:

"Sorry Hunters. Obama ruined healthcare. We can't afford to have injured hunters on our conscience, so I'm staying home!"

Sorry,

The Deer.



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Ted Nugent Interviewed About Deer Hunting
March 3, 2010
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan, was being interviewed by a liberal journalist, an animal rights activist. The discussion came around to deer hunting.

The journalist asked, "What do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you shoot him? Is it, 'Are you my friend?' or is it 'Are you the one who killed my brother?'"

Nugent replied, "Deer aren't capable of that kind of thinking. All they care about is, what am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much like the Democrats in Congress."
The interview ended.



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At the rate you guys are going we'll have a winner sometime this weekend!

I'm thinking for a future giveaway - I wonder what the legal requirements would be for a gun raffle?

OakRidgeStars wrote:

Is she single?

An old prospector shuffled into town leading an old tired mule. The old man headed
straight for the only saloon in town to clear his parched throat.

He walked up to the saloon and tied his old mule to the hitch rail. As he stood there
brushing some of the dust from his face and clothes, a young gunslinger stepped out
of the saloon with a gun in one hand and a bottle of whiskey in the other.

The young gunslinger looked at the old man and laughed, saying, “Hey old man,
have you ever danced?”

The old man looked up at the gunslinger and said, “No, I never did dance—and just
never wanted to.”

A crowd had gathered quickly and the gunslinger grinned and said, “Well, you old
fool, you’re gonna’ dance now,” and started shooting at the old man’s feet. The old
prospector in order to not get a toe blown off or his boots perforated was soon hopping
around like a flea on a hot skillet and everybody was laughing fit to be tied.

When the last bullet had been fired the young gunslinger, still laughing, holstered his gun
and turned around to go back into the saloon. The old man turned to his pack mule,
pulled out a double barreled shotgun, and cocked both hammers back. The loud,
audible double clicks carried clearly through the desert air.

The crowd stopped laughing immediately. The young gunslinger heard the sounds,
too, and he turned around very slowly. The quiet was almost deafening. The crowd
watched as the young gunman stared at the old timer and the large gaping holes of
those twin barrels. He found it hard to swallow. The barrels of the shotgun never
wavered in the old man’s hands.

The old man said, “Son, did you ever kiss a mule’s ass?”

The young bully swallowed hard and said, “No, but I’ve always wanted to.”

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a one, and two, and three, and four...
and one, and two, and three, and four...

I should break my long posts up by points. If each major point as an independent post, I could top DK in about a week! Either that or Rick would get Bill to arrest me for DOSing his server.

Taggure wrote:ok here is another



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Hey, the top two mags are not fully loaded! The bottom one could be. The rounds alternate and the last round should be "on top" with the mags laying like that. Downloading for spring life or was someone sampling the spice of life?

OakRidgeStars wrote:

Not bad, but they could at least hold it like they know how to use them.

Taggure wrote:ok this is one just for the fans of the SHTF thread



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I count 30 columns across, 2 rows deep for 8 rows high: 480 mags

plus,

4 rows above the second set of 8, which is still 30 across: 120 mags

plus,

that partial row which I count as a half width rows, so 15 mags.

480 + 120 + 15 = 615 mags!!! At 30 rounds a pop, that would be 18,450 rounds of .223! At todays prices, assuming $10 mags and $0.40 a round, that is $13,530!




It's a start, but there will be a lot of zombies.

Taggure wrote:Zombies

Where Where



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Where is this at? Looking at the white things they are sitting on and the obvious controls towards the back, I'm guessing it is a laundry mat. Is it some unknown rule that when you buy a laundry mat you get an arsenal? I want in.

totes6 wrote:

OakRidgeStars wrote:

Is she single?

Good looking, likes AR15s (even if there was an accident with a pink spray can, she swears it said "multicam" on it)...nope. Look on the bright side, at least you know her name.

I see how you post whores roll. I'm at least trying to provide value in this thread by commenting on your useless posts!