Funny Posts on Twitter

Post by **zephyp** » Mon, 14 Mar 2011 18:40:22

Dont know how many of you use twitter but I started a couple of weeks ago and am having a blast. Lots of right minded folks out there and its pretty easy to quickly build a community of like minded people...

Some funny posts too and alot of serious ones but I thought it might be cool to see what funny things anyone is seeing over there...these arent mine, I'm merely repeating them...
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Will someone please pray for Michael Moore's refrigerator door?

Ruger Is Issuing A New Pistol, Called The "Union Worker" It Won't Work & You Can't Fire It

Help the poor with a pay-per-view event called B*tch Slap Michael Moore. 1st contestant to slap both his glasses and cap off wins.

There are five words Barry needs to hear " Will the defendant please rise?"

In Texas a poser is said to be "All hat and no cattle." In Obama's case that would be "All turban and no goats."

Post by **OakRidgeStars** » Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:09:24

Nice

Jakeiscrazy · Post by **Jakeiscrazy** » Mon, 14 Mar 2011 19:12:40

Ruger Is Issuing A New Pistol, Called The "Union Worker" It Won't Work & You Can't Fire It

gunderwood · Post by **gunderwood** » Mon, 14 Mar 2011 20:24:14

Post by **allingeneral** » Mon, 14 Mar 2011 22:04:30

*psst* DK -> http://twitter.com/VaGunForum Follow!

Post by **zephyp** » Tue, 15 Mar 2011 06:31:34

allingeneral wrote:*psst* DK -> http://twitter.com/VaGunForum Follow!

dk now following VGOF on twitter...thanks Rick!

Unkn0wN · Post by **Unkn0wN** » Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:45:47

yep, me too. ( _JerRio_ )

Post by **allingeneral** » Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:49:53

Yay!

I really don't have much to say there...and I'm not funny.

Post by **allingeneral** » Tue, 15 Mar 2011 07:56:23

Unkn0wN wrote:yep, me too. ( _JerRio_ )

Man - that kid in Taco Del Rio got knocked the *%^& out!

Unkn0wN · Post by **Unkn0wN** » Tue, 15 Mar 2011 09:32:04

allingeneral wrote:Yay!

I really don't have much to say there...and I'm not funny.

I mostly follow Michigan football players or News agencies that are related to Univeristy of Michigan sports. I usually only retweet other's stuff or reply to the football players.

allingeneral wrote:Man - that kid in Taco Del Rio got knocked the *%^& out!

I know right, that kid is the one that came in swinging and then couldn't even walk after he finally got up. Good solid hit, haha.

neoexodus · Post by **neoexodus** » Tue, 15 Mar 2011 10:06:51

I've enjoyed the @shitmydadsays guy, give it a read!

Post by **zephyp** » Wed, 16 Mar 2011 06:55:00

Too many good ones...

Q: Whats brown and in your pocket?

A: obama's hand.

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