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THIS BIKE IS AWESOME!!!!!
For sale: a 1985 Kawasaki ZL 900 ELIMINATOR!
This is the king of Badass 80’s bikes!!!
ARE YOU A ONE MAN WOLFPACK? IF THE ANSWER IS YES, THIS IS YOUR RIDE!!!!!
The bike is painted Flat Black, because Flat Black is awesome. Ninjas dress in black because they want to look like this bike. The bike has 21,000 miles on it, because it is so awesome that people can only handle 700 miles a year on it before the awesomeness explodes their heads after that.
This bike is scary fast! if you redline it in second gear, you will see your dead relatives lining the sides of the road yelling at you to slow down. As you shift into third you will see the back of your own head as you travel back in time. (I have not actually experienced this, so I can’t guarantee it happens because I have been afraid to do it.)
This bike was supposed to be in the Transformers movie, but Optimus Prime was scared of it because it beat him up in a bar when they were in college so Michael Bay had to cut the scenes of this bike EATING THE EARTH!
The only cooler way to travel would to be have Chuck Norris carry you piggyback everywhere, or to ride a mechanical unicorn.

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