When you don't have a gun.....

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When you don't have a gun.....

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..........use a squash! :hysterical:
A delivery man in New Hampshire found a new way to squash crime.

When a crook attempted to rob a corner store in Manchester, a worker delivering food to the shop stopped the perp with the closest weapon he could find -- a squash.

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Re: When you don't have a gun.....

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Hey, whatever work's.
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Re: When you don't have a gun.....

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Time for a new discussion... Best Concealed Vegetable

I can't wait to hear about holster options :hysterical:
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Re: When you don't have a gun.....

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Cucumber by far is the best.

It's easy to hide and attracts the ladies!
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TheGodfather wrote:Cucumber by far is the best.

It's easy to hide and attracts the ladies!
Just remember: It goes in the front :roll: :hysterical:
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Everything is a weapon!
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ZeSpectre wrote:Everything is a weapon!
Until it becomes a gun. ;-)

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I would say best weapon would be Hungarian hot peppers... crush, and rub in eyes!

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OakRidgeStars wrote:
TheGodfather wrote:Cucumber by far is the best.

It's easy to hide and attracts the ladies!
Just remember: It goes in the front :roll: :hysterical:
You would always wonder why she has a smile on her face :roll:
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Wait...we NEED vegetable control laws enacted!
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Yarddawg wrote:Wait...we NEED vegetable control laws enacted!
I would say so read this report this is just shamefull

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... umber.html
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We need a 3-day waiting period at the salad bar. Or maybe a one zucchini a month law.

I know: We'll establish the BATFE

The Bureau of Artichokes, Tomatoes, Fruits and Eggplants :roll: :clap:
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(you try finding a fruit or vegetable that begins with E)
eggplant
endive
Earth nut Pea
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ZeSpectre wrote:(you try finding a fruit or vegetable that begins with E)
eggplant
endive
Earth nut Pea
Thanks. Now it all makes sense :doh:
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...everything is a potential weapon.
'those who hammer their guns into plows , will plow for those who don't'






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Pumpkins. Very deadly.....

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The Potato Gun

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