Australian Telephone Greeting

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Australian Telephone Greeting

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An Australian telephone greeting

Wouldn't it be amazing, if this was to be introduced in the US, UK and Canada.
This is the actual message you get when you phone the Australian
social services/benefit office!

"Good morning, welcome to Centrelink, the Australian Social Services and Benefits Office'.

Press 1 if you speak English.
Press 2 to disconnect until you can!
Have a nice day.”
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
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