Playing Poker

[Greybeard]

Two couples were playing poker one evening.
John accidentally dropped some cards on the floor.
When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he noticed Lee's wife,
Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear.
Transfixed by this, John upon trying to sit back up again,
hit his head on the table and emerged red-faced.

Later, John went to the kitchen to get a drink.
Lee's wife, Sue, followed and asked.
'Did you see anything that you like under there?'
Surprised by her boldness, John admitted that he did.
Sue said. 'Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $250.'

John confirmed that he was very interested.
Sue told him that since her husband Lee played golf Friday afternoons
and John didn't, so he should be at her house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.
John showed up at Lee's house at 2 p.m. sharp and after paying Sue the agreed sum,
they went to the bedroom.

Afterwards, John got dressed and left.
As usual, Lee got home from golf at 6 p.m. and asked his wife:
'Did John come by the house this afternoon?'
With a lump in her throat, Sue answered. 'Why yes, he did!'
Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband curtly asked.

Did he give you $250?
Sue, using her best poker face, replied. 'Well, yes, in fact he did.'
Lee, with a satisfied look on his face, continued,
'Good...he came by the golf club this morning and borrowed $250 from me.
He promised he'd stop by this afternoon and pay it back.'

Now THAT, my friends, is how poker should be played.

[Reverenddel]

For The Win!

[OakRidgeStars]

I was going to point out the "poker" pun in the story, but decided to just let it go.

[WRW]

I was going to point out the "poker" pun in the story, but decided to just let it go.

Great minds...

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[AlanM]

That pun occurred to me before I had read half of the story.