All men are seduced into believing they're marrying nymphomaniacs.
The problem is, after a few years, the nympho leaves....but the maniac stays.
Hard Sayin' No. 44
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Greybeard
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Hard Sayin' No. 44
Karl
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Re: Hard Sayin' No. 44
Isn't that the truth.... 
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Re: Hard Sayin' No. 44
AMEN!
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I think I won't show this to the wife!
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Re: Hard Sayin' No. 44
Ain't that the TRUTH ! ....and at about 55 the maniac really comes out !!!
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Re: Hard Sayin' No. 44
That's why I want gay marriage, because guy marrying guy = two nymphomanics doing stuff you wish your wife would do haha!
Yeah I apologize in advanced for that visual I'm quite drunk but still gay and yet think I'm funny!
Yeah I apologize in advanced for that visual I'm quite drunk but still gay and yet think I'm funny!
'Some may question your right to destroy ten billion people. Those who understand realise that you have no right to let them live!'
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Re: Hard Sayin' No. 44
I don't know who's post is funnier.... Karl's or Jon's. You guys are killing me.