Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton

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Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton

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Things that I trust more than Hillary Clinton:



* Mexican tap water
* A rattlesnake with a "pet me" sign
* OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
* A fart when I have diarrhea
* An elevator ride with Ray Rice
* Taking pills offered by Bill Cosby
* Michael Jackson's Doctor
* An Obama Nuclear deal with Iran
* A Palestinian on a motorcycle
* Gas station Sushi
* A Jimmy Carter economic plan
* Brian Williams news reports
* Loch Ness monster sightings
* Prayers for peace from Al Sharpton
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Re: Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton

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Playing Russian Roulette with a semi-auto pistol

Emails from Nigerian princes

The Heimlich Maneuver from Barney Frank

A condom made in China

A prostate exam from Captain Hook

And finally....

Bill Clinton at a girl scout convention.
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A guy dressed like a clown, driving a panel van with balloons on it and a sign that says "free candy and puppies".
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Re: Things I Trust More Than Hillary Clinton

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A simple "Everything" would of sufficed! :hysterical:
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thekinetic wrote:A simple "Everything" would of sufficed! :hysterical:
That's what I was thinking! :clap:
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