I got this solicitation today..................

[dorminWS]

Greetings!
We’re trying to raise $50,000,000 for a monument to Hillary Rodham Clinton.

We originally wanted to put it on Mt. Rushmore until we discovered there wasn't enough room for two more faces.

We then considered erecting a statue of Hillary in the Washington , D.C. Hall of Fame. We were in a quandary as to where her statue should be placed. It wasn't proper to place it beside the statue of George Washington, who never told a lie, or beside her husband, William J. Clinton, who never told the truth, since Hillary could never tell the difference.

We finally decided to place it beside Christopher Columbus, the greatest Democrat of them all. He left not knowing where he was going, and when he got there he did not know where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been and did it all on someone else's money.

Thank you for your generous contribution.

Hillary R. Clinton Monument Committee

P.S. The Committee has raised $2.16 so far.
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I'm trying to figure out how to steal the $2.00.

[SHMIV]

If you can figure out how to grab that $2, you may as well take the 16 pennies.

It would be fitting; she's already centsless.

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[OakRidgeStars]

$50Mil? I'll make you a copy of this for $5,000.

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[thekinetic]

$50Mil? I'll make you a copy of this for $5,000.

HillryBust.jpg

O_O Nightmare fuel!