1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without clothes.
2. Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks - Priceless.
3. Breaking News: Condoms don't guarantee safe sex anymore. A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot dead by the woman's husband.
4. Arguing over a girl's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.
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5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.
Truisms
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dorminWS
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Truisms
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
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ShotgunBlast
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Re: Truisms
Amen!
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SHMIV
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Re: Truisms
Heh heh.
As to #5... ain't nothing wrong with a few extra pounds. When W2B brings it up, I tell her so. I don't bring it up, myself, though. I've learned from the mistakes of my friends.
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As to #5... ain't nothing wrong with a few extra pounds. When W2B brings it up, I tell her so. I don't bring it up, myself, though. I've learned from the mistakes of my friends.
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Reverenddel
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Re: Truisms
Girls with curves are hot! PLUS!?!? They have food at their place!