Wonderful "entitlement" that I was unaware of.

[dorminWS]

Medicare - Part G - Nursing Home Plan

Say you are an older senior citizen and can no longer take care of yourself and the government says there is no Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you do? You opt for Medicare Part G.

The plan gives anyone 75 or older a gun (Part G) and one bullet. You are allowed to shoot one worthless politician. This means you will be sent to prison for the rest of your life where you will receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating and air conditioning, cable TV, a library, and all the Health Care you need. Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, or heart? They are all covered!

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you at least as often as they do now! And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a nursing home. And you will get rid of a useless politicians while you are at it. And now, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any more income taxes!

Is this a great country or what? Now that you have solved your senior financial plan, enjoy the rest of your week!

[Reverenddel]

Dorm... that makes way too much sense... you shouldn't post such things... You may end up on a list.

[OakRidgeStars]

The only list that will put you on is a waiting list.

[ShotgunBlast]

lol Seriously though, zoning and planning commissions across the country are going to create an affordable housing problem for seniors that don't already own their property outright (and even if you do own it outright you still need someone close enough to look in on you). A few friends of mine have their parents in senior homes and that's multiple thousands of dollars each month. Chesterfield County (and many other places) doesn't offer any option to have an in-law suite or over-the-garage apartment on your property. The average American house size is getting larger even while the average American family size is getting smaller. While we used to house multiple generations under the same roof, I don't think that's in fashion with our current culture but in the process we've eliminated just about every other option out there.

[SHMIV]

You figured which politician you'll be choosing, yet, Dorm?

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[dorminWS]

You figured which politician you'll be choosing, yet, Dorm?

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I think answering THAT question just may sure enough make that look less like the joke it was intended to be and get me on a list.

[Swampman]

Too late Dorm. You're already on a list.

For that matter, so are the rest of us!

It sure does my heart good to be in such great company!

[smltooner]

Too late Dorm. You're already on a list.

For that matter, so are the rest of us!

It sure does my heart good to be in such great company!

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Dorm....I like your idea though.