Karl Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works great!
Uh-huh. That's usually what happens when somebody loses control of a wiener - - a bun winds up tore all to pieces.
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
In breaking news, the driver has been identified as Lorena Bobbit, who abandoned the... ahhhh.... damaged vehicle alongside the road, before calling 911 and reporting the incident.
My grandfather said, "Always use your head!".
I told him, "I want to pound nails!"
He said, "Best use a hammer instead."