3 Ducks In A Bar

[MarcSpaz]

A guy walks into a bar an before dinner time with 3 ducks under his arms. He says to the bartender, "I'd hate to trouble you, but can you keep an eye on my ducks while I use your bathroom?" Bartender says sure, so off he goes.

So, getting bored waiting, and feeling like one of the ducks was staring at him, the bartender sarcastically says "So, what's your name duck?" The duck answers "I'm Huey." The bartender replied "Wow! you can speak?" The duck chuckled and said "Of course. We all can." "Well, how was your day Huey?" asked the bartender. "My day has been wonderful. In and out of puddles all day. Just having a really good time" replies Huey.

So, the bartender looks at one of the other ducks and asked the same questions. "What's your name?" The second duck replies, "I'm Dewey". The bartender says "Excellent! How was your day Dewey?" "Just awesome; in and out of puddles all day. Just having a great ol' time." he proclaimed.

So with a giggle in his voice the bartender looks at the third duck and says "So, I suppose your name is Lewie?" The duck angrily replied "NO! Its Puddles! And don't ask me how my days been!"

[Snakester]

[wittmeba]

Thanks for the laugh

[auctionsbywallace]

needed that laugh, thanks