Bill Clinton was driving past the White House when he accidentally ran over the Obama’s new puppy, Sunny, crushing it flat as a fritter. He climbed out of his Rolls and sat down on the grass totally distraught. He knew Michele would go friggin' ballistic.
Then he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, brushed it off and immediately a Genie popped out. "You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment," said the Genie "As a reward I shall grant you one wish."
"Well," said Bill, "I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this damned dog."
They walk over to the splattered remains of Sunny. "Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?" Bill asked. The Genie looked at the remains and shook his head. "This critter is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Maybe there's something else you'd like?"
Bill thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. "I had an affair with this beautiful young girl called Monica," said Bill, showing the genie the first photo. "But I’m actually married to this woman called Hillary" and he showed the genie the second photo. "You see Hillary isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make her look like Monica?"
The Genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, "Damn, let's have another look at the dog!"
Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
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Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
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Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
Now that is funny
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Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
Lmao
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Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
THE HIGH PRICE OF FREEDOM IS A COST PAID BY A BRAVE FEW. In memory of our fallen heroes.
THOSE WHO SERVE DESERVE HONOR, RESPECT, THANKS.
THOSE WHO SERVE DESERVE HONOR, RESPECT, THANKS.
Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
Not being a Democrat, I don't believe in genies... 
However if Bill was making a pact with the Devil instead... this would be perfectly plausible!
However if Bill was making a pact with the Devil instead... this would be perfectly plausible!
My grandfather said, "Always use your head!".
I told him, "I want to pound nails!"
He said, "Best use a hammer instead."
I told him, "I want to pound nails!"
He said, "Best use a hammer instead."
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Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
Very funny.....I would bet Bill made his pact with The Devil a Loooooooooong time ago !
Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
A paper bag will make Hillary look like Monica!
Progressives/Liberals - Promoting tyranny and a defenseless people since 1913.
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Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Ironbear wrote:Not being a Democrat, I don't believe in genies...
However if Bill was making a pact with the Devil instead... this would be perfectly plausible!
FTW!
"The Bill of Rights is what the people are entitled to against every government, and what no just government should refuse, or rest on inference." -Thomas Jefferson
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Gun-crazy? Me? I'd say the gun-crazy ones are the ones that don’t HAVE one.
Re: Can't let sleeping dogs lie - - -even dead ones.
Swampman, that would have to be a two bags.1 for her and 1 for him. (in case her's fell off.)