Official Government Marshmallow Roasting Instructions

[OakRidgeStars]

No, this is not an Onion article. The U.S. Forest Service wants to protect us from the literally tens of injuries caused by improper marshmallow roasting techniques. Thank you, government overlords.

http://blogs.usda.gov/2014/08/29/us-for ... low-roast/

[andykim]

YUCK! I swear, this makes me want to go underground,off grid and never come back.

(until we get back OUR America that has been hijacked)

[MarcSpaz]

Has it really come to this? The water finally reach a boil and no one hopped out.

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[andykim]

Has it really come to this? The water finally reach a boil and no one hopped out.

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YEP!

[Swampman]

These people could FLACK up a soup sandwich. Fruit in place of chocolate? This has Wookie written all over it.

[SHMIV]

Big Brother would, most assuredly, disapprove of my preferred marshmallow consumption.

I eat mine while it's still burning.

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[SHMIV]

@ Swampman: I was thinking the same thing... Wookie.

And, really, when I want a treat, I want an effin' treat, not some wretched "healthy alternative".

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[FiremanBob]

Definitely Koolaid-besotted bureaucrats sucking up to the Wookie. This is of a piece with Zero referring to "my Justice Department", "my military commanders" and "my National Security Council". He thinks he's Louis XIV, but he is really Louis XVI.

(I doubt he would get the reference, since his fancy degrees were all the result of AA which in his case does not mean "academic achievement".

It's going to be a huge job for the next President to purge all the corrupt Leftist partisans from the executive branch. Of course, the best way to do that is to close down a few complete departments and agencies, like the one that wrote that article.

[kelu]

Louis XVI? Going to buy popcorn for the execution.