The Official DK Gun Thread

[zephyp]

Well, since MuShu started this tradition I think I'll follow suit.

All my guns were lost in a tragic boating accident. Pics too. Everything. It was horrible.

[OakRidgeStars]

There are a lot of well armed fish in this state

[MuShuGordon]

Why couldn't I have been swimming that day beside that boat?

[BlueTiki]

I saw one of those well armed CARP out there in Bill's Lake!! LOL

[zephyp]

Well, as I said they are all gone. Tragic. Simply tragic...

[MuShuGordon]

Are you being serious? Were you ferrying your safe in a canoe, in a pond, to test the buoyancy of said safe? Or do you not want to show off and just copy the Awesomeness of MuShu?

[SgtBill]

No he is not dumb enough to go on a public forum and let EVERYONE know what weapons he may or may not have in his home.

P.S. Any weapons that I owned also went down with the same boat ride as DK's.
You will make a good Squid !
Semper Fi - Bill

[VBshooter]

OUCH!!!

[Dreghorn]

I lost all of mine in a flood! Thank you Isobel!

[MuShuGordon]

Oh. Must be quite the arsenal then. I only have three, so I do not really care. Well, I have a pistol too, but my brother has commandeered it for bow season.

[Palladin]

Mine were all beaten into plowshares - now I'm growin turnips for my neighbor...

[zephyp]

No he is not dumb enough to go on a public forum and let EVERYONE know what weapons he may or may not have in his home.

P.S. Any weapons that I owned also went down with the same boat ride as DK's.
You will make a good Squid !
Semper Fi - Bill

I'm renting some scuba gear...

[BlueTiki]

DK, you can use my Red Rider till your back on your feet! Just need to be careful, you could put your eye out with it!

[MuShuGordon]

I have a few boxes of BB's I will contribute towards the cause. Also, if help is needed I will don the SCUBA gear and come join you in the river. I split whatever I find 50/50 with you. You take the stock, I can take everything else.

[zephyp]

DK, you can use my Red Rider till your back on your feet! Just need to be careful, you could put your eye out with it!

Hey, thats better than nothing. Can I use lead BBs or are they banned?

MuShu, you'll need more than diving gear. They sank deeply in the mud.

[MuShuGordon]

Lead BB's pose a choking risk to small children. SO, no they can NOT be used.

Oh snap, the mud. Hmm, I will need an underwater shovel.

This work?

[zephyp]

Lead BB's pose a choking risk to small children. SO, no they can NOT be used.

Oh snap, the mud. Hmm, I will need an underwater shovel.

This work?

Small children, pets, and especially cats should avoid my yard then. Plenty of places here at my new house to hide in the bushes and snipe with that Red Rider BB gun Andy promised...

[MuShuGordon]

But, if you don't kill the children, will they get lead poisoning? You have got to think about the kids.

[zephyp]

But, if you don't kill the children, will they get lead poisoning? You have got to think about the kids.

The only way they are going to get lead poisoning is if they eat the lead. Its not very tasty and those little BBs are hard to find. Having said that BBs are made from copper anyway. Last, if parents think about their own kids then we all wont have to run around trying to save everybody elses.