e-mail from my crazy sister-in-law....................

[dorminWS]

I swear, that woman has no shame.................

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I apologize in advance……but I just had to forward this.

You might say it left an “impression” on me. 


A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.


After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van.

However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'


I had no Monet
<picture - Monet>

To buy Degas
<picture - Degas>

To make the Van Gogh.'
<picture - Van Gogh>

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.
<picture of De Gaulle>

I sent it to you because I figured I had nothing Toulouse ..
< picture Toulouse-Lautrec>
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Gonna ask SWMBO if it's OK to smack her next time I see her.
BTW, I apologize, too.

[ShotgunBlast]

[Snakester]

[rlbellco72]

[TacticalMom]

That was horrible.

[smc331]

That was horrible.

In a "you know I've got to share this" kinda way...