PETA Crashes Biker Gathering… Not to be missed…

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Johnstown, PA (GlossyNews) – Local and state police scoured the hills outside rural Johnstown, Pennsylvania, after reports of three animal rights activists going missing after attempting to protest the wearing of leather at a large motorcycle gang rally this weekend. Two others, previously reported missing, were discovered by fast food workers “duct taped inside fast food restaurant dumpsters,” according to police officials.

Read the story here

http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.c ... ssed/27275

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Now this is a true TREE HUGGER

[Taggure]

okay here is the best part of the story

According to witnesses, protesters arrived at the event in a vintage 1960′s era Volkswagen van and began to pelt the gang members with balloons filled with red colored water, simulating blood, and shouting “you’re murderers” to passersby. This, evidently, is when the brouhaha began.

“They peed on me!!!” charged one activist. “They grabbed me, said I looked like I was French, started calling me ‘La Trene’ and duct taped me to a tree so they could pee on me all day!”

Still others claimed they were forced to eat hamburgers and hot dogs under duress. Those who resisted were allegedly held down while several bikers “farted on their heads.”

[SpanishInquisition]

LOL That's just all kinds of awesome!


...aaah, nuts. Snopes calls BS.
http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/l ... rotest.asp

It's still a funny read though!

[VBshooter]

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Do you really belive Snoops cause I don't

[SpanishInquisition]

Yeah, I do. They cite an earlier version of the story here:
http://www.thespoof.com/news/us/66233/t ... gang-rally
That was from 2010.

At the bottom of that page in bold print is:
"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious."

Happy Friday!

[Reverenddel]

They're claiming it was written satirically.

Even if it wasn't? I don't think the LEO's, or those involved would counter it, to keep from being sued.

[dorminWS]

Heck, lets find a PETA demonstration and make it a TRUE story!

[Stratojaxter]

Just like Pro-wrestling, it's real to me, and I think it's hilarious.

[OakRidgeStars]

Kinky

[thekinetic]

It would be true if they had the grapes to actually protest bikers, even they're not that crazy!

[MarcSpaz]

I first heard that story back in 2007. It is funny as sin... but complete fiction. The early version I saw was actually a YouTube video with all of the actor role-playing like they were doing interviews. It was hysterical.

I'll see if I can find it.

[Mindflayer]

Well, hell. Next time someone harasses me when I am hunting....