2.) You're more adept to internet web searches, and the most useful engines, than a 13 year old girl with a Justin Bieber fixation.
3.) You can quote gun laws by section number, and code.
4.) You cannot watch anything on TV, or in movies, or read books when they make serious errors on firearms (IE: a Glock being "Cocked")
5.) This is what you say in gunshops/gunshows "Got it...got it and sold it...shot it and hate it...read bad reviews on it... too heavy...too ugly... too girly...just put it on layaway..."
6.) Your significant another says "OH LORD!" when the mainstream media announces they're going to do a news segment on guns. It's not because they're going to get it wrong (Which they WILL!), but the fact they're going to have to put on shooting muffs because of the YELLING you will be doing at the screen when you just cannot take it anymore.
7.) You plan vacations around shooting events, and hunting/shooting trips. Including weddings/bar mitzvahs/birthdays. "Hhhmmm, Family Memorial day event in SW Va, and they have a Turkey Shoot on Saaaturrrddayyy at the VFW right across from the hotel....gotta pack the 30" Remington Pump with full choke!"
8.) You think a purse with a built-in holster is a romantic gift! "But...but...it matches the gun belt I just bought you! Oh yeah, and maybe those shoes you bought."
9.) Your children can "Cut the Pie" with their Nerf guns, and understand 5-Man Formation room clearing, and they have NEVER PLAYED ANY VIDEO GAME REQUIRING IT! "Dooo we HAVE to run the drill AAAAGGGAAAIINNN!?! I wanna play Wii!"
10.) No one dates your daughter, or niece, or friend's daughter because when you met the first boy she brought home... he said snarkly "Nice gun" when he saw your EDC, and you said "Uh-huh... remember that when your hands start to wander ya' lil' sh't." And the rumors FLEW!
These are my own. Not someone else's. These are examples of things I have done. I need a break from Guns.
