Best 'April Fools' jokes you heard today

[OakRidgeStars]

Just a few that were more funny than lame

Scope introduces "Bacon-flavored mouthwash"

Virgin touts it's new "glass bottom planes"

William Shatner tweets "Star Wars, here I come"

Twitter: You must buy your vowels

Read more: http://twitchy.com/?s=april+fools

What did you find?

[allingeneral]

Chips Ahoy "Pickle Flavored" cookies. I shared it with my daughter on facebook since she loves pickles. She got all excited and forwarded it to one of her friends, wanting to go to to town and get some...then I called her an April Fool, and the jig was up!

[GeneFrenkle]

Some coworker's source code. I ended up staring at it long enough to see the 3D image. I'm still counting the if statements.

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[SHMIV]

If I'd had my Elvis jumpsuit on the truck with me, I wanted to wear it into wally world and purchase the ingredients for fried pb and banana sammiches. Figured the folks that caught the reference would be highly amused, but the real joke is that no one would believe it when they told folks about it.

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[RWBlue01]

Someone made some cupcakes laced with pepper. I had one. Mine had just enough to taste a little funny. I told my co-worker they were ok. He had one. It was not ok.

[CDRGlock]

An older gentleman went to the Gun store and found a few cases of 22LR, 223 and 357 magnum. As he proceeded to his car, a voluptuous beautiful woman asked, "Would you be interested for sex in exchange for ammo?"

He replied, "Sure, but I'm a little tired. What ammo do you have?"

[Karnivore]

An older gentleman went to the Gun store and found a few cases of 22LR, 223 and 357 magnum. As he proceeded to his car, a voluptuous beautiful woman asked, "Would you be interested for sex in exchange for ammo?"

He replied, "Sure, but I'm a little tired. What ammo do you have?"

Thats great ill use that one at the store